Don’t Tell Matt

Psst! Hey! Yeah, you!

Ok, so this is sort of a secret, so get in close.
Listen, Pop Scholars is performing a special show for ONE TIME ONLY!

…sorry I yelled in your ear like that, it’s just super important that you understand how this is only happening once. It’s not “Friday and Saturday,” just ONCE. On FRIDAY.

Why is it a secret, you ask? Well, look- Matt Sterenberg is out of town, and we promised him we wouldn’t perform without him.
WELL, we lied. We’re not perfect, ok? Don’t judge us.
Also, don’t go all vigilante and tell Matt, because then you’ll make him feel bad.

I mean, just look at the guy. If that forced smile isn’t a thin veneer covering some deep-seated unhappiness, I don’t know WHAT is.

So, for ONE TIME ONLY (to start), we’ll be replacing Matt with a guy we met named Ben Wilke.
He’s great. He’s super aggressive on stage. He calls himself a jerk. You’ll love him.

We’re going to perform a longform called Pop Scholars: Headlines!
See?

Pop Scholars Presents: Headlines!
October 21 at 8pm.
Pre-order tickets online, or come check us out at the door of Dog Story Theater.

Again, everybody be cool. Don’t tell Matt.
XOXO,
Pop Scholars (minus Matt)