We have a list of resolutions we’re making as a team this year.
What’s that?
No, they can still come true if we tell you them, you’re thinking of birthdays.

ANYWAYS:
1) Quit smoking cured meats
2) Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle more jokes
3) Encourage other people to work out
4) 1080p
5) Have a show this weekend

So far, we’re batting 0.2;
338 days and 4 resolutions to go!

Here’s some details on our show, ya’ll:

Pop Scholars Presents: Resolutions!
January 27 and 28 at 8pm.
Pre-order tickets online, or come check us out at the door of Dog Story Theater.