Dear secret boss,
Glad to hear you are doing well overseas with North Korea's Next Top Model and Say Yes to the Dress: Democratic Republic of the Congo Edition.
Things are going well in Grand Rapids with our cultural influence project. We've expanded our Pop Scholars performances to full weekend shows at Dog Story Theater and the comedy output has been consistently growing. Best of all, very few native Michiganders seem to suspect our true intentions thus far.
As per your request, we have added new shows for the following dates:
November 5, 10pm, Dog Story Theater
November 6, 10pm, Dog Story Theater
Of course, we're charging $5 as always, since your supplementary income allows us to practically give away our comedy. And, in case you're in the area, we would be honored if you came to watch the show. Ordering tickets online, here, is probably the best way to ensure you get a seat (and go undetected by civilians).
Hope to hear from you soon, and we look forward to discussing the results from Project: Electioneering with you.
Love,
Pop Scholars